| A must-read, for hilarity will ensue
So Jason gave us some Japanese rice cakes in exchange for a picture of Ashley and Kim. This is what followed, after we had created a roadblock in the middle of the walkway with our table. Scarlett was wondering what they were made of, and Jeanette piped up with "Sperm!"
"Eww, its a hair," said Kim as she plopped the rice cake back down on the table.
Liz started laughing.
Marci cracked, "Looks like someone's been rubbing that in the wrong spot!"
"They're made of sperm!" laughed Jeanette.
"EW!" cried Scarlett. "No, if they had sperm in them they'd be salty!"
"How would you know, Scarlett?" Liz asked her.
Suddenly Jeanette cried, "LIZ! LIZ!" so Liz shuts up, and suddenly there's Jason! They all cracked up when he appeared. "Jason wonders what's so funny!" he says in the third person. He looks at the rice cake and says, "You're interrupting the flow!" which was totally the wrong thing to say at the wrong time. They laugh harder.
We explained to Jason. "Jason is mortified!" he cried. "It's not a black hair!" (EWWW)
As he walks away, Liz elbows Scarlett. "If you wanna find out what sperm tastes like, go get him." (EWWW)
So, the joke of the day is "sperm cakes." =D | 